Ho Ho Hold Off All Future Choir Rap.

Sorry for the bad pun...
Christmas makes me a bit nostalgic, so I figured, why not? I'll post an earbleed.

This greasy little piece of coal is from my personal archives. 2002, Duncan (OK) High School Choir Christmas Concert that broadcasted on Cablevision's channel 2, public access. My sister is in there, not a "Fly Girl" but that's the reason my mom recorded it.

Don't really know what they were going for: a Beastie Boys kind of thing, perhaps? MCA, Ad Rock and Mike D they're not; They're more aline with Fred Durst, Fred Durst and a ginger Fred Durst. Limp Bizkit were pretty popular to suburban white kids around that time. I grew up in this town so of course I can understand they have no flow....it's Duncan, Oklahoma. Such things as beat, rhythm and, God forbid, melody doesn't come natural to the natives of this town. And no, it's not entirely racial. Never quite put my finger on it. For such a small town town best known the Chris Lane murder (The Australian exchange student who got murdered because three teens were "bored"), Alan Hruby, the spoiled kid who killed his entire family to collect his inheritance and the founding home of Halliburton, there's quite a significant humanities presence. Nonetheless, if one can clap along to a simple 4/4 beat, he's in the top 1%.

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