Get Down Goblin - Jan Terri

Jan Terri first made her appearance on this website in May of last year, posted by DJ b. We didn't realize what exactly we had at the time but I recognized her in this video, did a little digging and found, yes, the woman in this video is the very same woman who did "Losing You". I was rather shocked by this. I fully believed that asinine video was a one-time thing some random person did.

She looks a bit younger and - for lack of a better word - thinner than in Losing You but you can tell by the almost purposely sloppy camera work and sound quality along with her terrible acting that it's her. Seriously, it's like someone handed her a bass guitar and told her, "hold your fist with your thumb out like this and no one will be able to tell this is the first time you picked up a musical instrument."

She also has two albums and several singles. I expect to be sharing a bit more gold from Jan throughout the month. I also will do all that I can to get a hold of physical copies of her albums. If someone can hook me up, send me a tweet!

I Respect Your Feelings as a woman - Anal Cunt

AC is quite an amazing band; and when I say "amazing" of course I mean horrid. This song came from their album, "Picnic of Love" to make fun of mushy love songs. To make it further amazing, this is the complete opposite of their usual stuff. The rest of their songs are usually under a minute long, consist of overly distorted guitars and indecipherable screaming of hateful lyrics. If you've heard GG Allin's "Suck My Ass It Smells" they're right along those same lines.

Here's an example of what's considered their usual stuff:

Happy Hanukkah to my Hebrew Homiez!

Hanukkah Gangsta Rap - Steve Kerper & David Kolin

I have to admit that I don't think I know a single Jew. What's my excuse? I live in SW Oklahoma; we don't hate Jews, just none here. Nonetheless, I hope all you guys have a great Hanukkah!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper

Vanilla Ice - Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!

I don't remember this from my chilhood, but of course! Why wouldn't Vanilla Ice team up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

This is how it's done, good sir!

Karaoke cover of Montel Jordan's "This Is How We Do It"by some random white guy.

Ever since I was young I have always hated Karaoke and this is a perfect example why. There's always that fat girl who thinks she's Mariah Carey or - Lord help me - Britney Spears and a some middle-aged white guy from the suburbs who suddenly becomes "ghetto".

The truly sad thing is this guy is better than most.