Not-so Sweet Child O' Mine

I haven't posted an earbleed in nearly two years, so yeah, maybe I've grown out of the mild psychological terrorism that is tormenting my family and friends with the worst music the internet has to offer. Nonetheless, I feel I'll never totally be above it, thus when DJ b, or I should be more specific, DJ b's dog "Sweetie" shared this abortion of a Guns 'N Roses cover, it felt my duty to pass it on. Yeah, Guns N' Roses isn't exactly on many top 10 best rock band lists and Axl Rose sounds like a cat getting raped by a weed wacker but they have given us some memorable, well constructed songs that deserves better than this poorly rehearsed mess. Seriously guys, find a key and stick with it.

Thanks for sharing, Sweetie. Good dog!

True Survivor - David Hasselhoff

Never thought I would ever say these words but David Hasselhoff perhaps made one of the best videos I have ever seen in my life, and if that's not enough, it's entirely 80's theme.

It has everything: Karate, time travel,  Lambo's, explosions, dinosaurs, robots, a guy with a mullet operating 80's futuristic IT, a Nordic chick with guns, Nazi ass kicking and Thor....the freakin' Viking god Thor! And the entry line: "Permit denied". Brilliant! And if you say you don't want a Kung Fury like his, you're freakin' lying.

Sure, the song itself it's generic 80's tripe; it might as well been written by Survivor but who cares? As awesome as the video is itself, think we can all look pass that. Hell, the video tricks the senses to make us believe the song is actually pretty good!

I have to say, I've gained a whole new respect for the Hoff.

Best Friends - Sophia Grace

Think what we have here is evidence to the idea that parenting has become less of a requirement and more of suggestion. That and freakin' Ellen DeGeneres is the anti-Christ.

Doc G's HTC Anthem "Hold the Crown" w/ David Bruce

Allow me to start off by saying, yes, HTC makes quality phones. That's why I, coincidentally, bought one the day before this video went viral and I freakin' love it. HTC is the phone you buy if you want an LG but rather not spend as much money. And in this video they're correct on two fronts: iPhones freakin suck (this from a guy typing this entry using a MacBook Pro) and the Samsung Galaxy, no matter how awesome as it may be, is over priced.​ And don't even get me started on how rediculous I find the Galaxy Note. There's people actually driving while talking on those things. Terrifying!

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