Jana Sings Christmas Classics

Oh, public access can be a real gold mine for websites like this. It's like the internet before the internet; it gives people a voice who otherwise wouldn't and, in many cases, for their own good, probably shouldn't. Nonetheless, Jana sings and she sings for nearly a half hour.

Abortion Christmas Song

Abortion advocates (both life and choice) are the worst. Like many atheists and vegans, all they can think and talk about is that one thing they're obsessed with. The tasteless display of his political beliefs isn't even the worst part about this. It's his singing. People with a personality of a pencil eraser shouldn't try to entertain.

But yeah, he's using Christmas as an opportunity to spew his views on a polarizing topic. He's gotta be fun around the ol' Christmas tree.

Text Me Merry Christmas - Straight No Chaser Feat. Kristen Bell

Recently I heard someone say, "The more connected we are the more distant we become." Think this is exactly the kind of thing he was talking about. And got to love all the not-so-subtle product placements.

Hope everyone has a very merry Christmas…in the same actual location as at least some of your loved ones. And, for the sake of everything holy, put your freakin’ phones down for at least this one day. 

Stand With Hillary

Yes, because when I think of blue state, I think country music. The back woods of a seemingly southwestern pasture is the stereotypical domain any Democrat would feel comfortable to call home. And, on a side note, of course they had to take a couple seconds to disgrace Queen's, We will rock you. Queen should freakin' sue.

Raised in the land of FFA myself, I can say any fan of country music would find this song beyond revolting and down right insulting. Don't think SWH2016 cares. The vocalist is obviously doing an impression of a country singer: he's far too generic to be real. Considering this is contemporary country we're talking about, that's really saying something.

My guess is SWH2016 is actually using this video to give a big fat middle finger to those of us living in red states. They already know Hillary isn't getting these states so might as well take a huge fart in our pudding by making a video parodying their mind's eye vision of what a Republican looks like. For the record, it's just as insulting when the GOP does it.....an example escapes me at the moment.

Literally I Can't - Play-N-Skillz Feat. Redfoo, Lil Jon and Enertia McFly

First off, for everyone who was shocked and offended by this video, you're a moron and quite frankly, I would like to take a look at your iTunes library. For anyone who's crying sexism over this piece of crap -or over anything at all, really- while in position of even one Chris Brown song, it should be legal to shoot that person right in the back of the head. Not a fan of eugenics but I think we'd all agree the human race would be better off having that level of stupid out of the gene pool.

All going overboard aside, we got to consider the recipient of all the hate: We got freakin' Lil Jon so no surprise the guy who made this little gem made something misogynistic. Secondly, RedFoo, the scruffy hair having, next-level retarded hipster glasses wearing twat from LMFAO so of course it's gonna be a repetitive piece of shit only mental patients registering an IQ lesser than their shoe size would enjoy.