Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band performing "Don't Worry, Kyoko" live at Glastonbury 2014

What special combination of illicit drugs and stupid would it take a person to enjoy this wrench of a jam band? Everyone known since at least the 80's Yoko Ono has nothing to contribute but I wanted to say at least the band was good.

To those in the crowd enjoying this: I'm usually one for "each is their own" but no, no, no, not this time. It is not okay to like this. Get yourself some help; obviously you got something jacked in your head and, given your level of unstable stupidity, I have to assume you're potentially dangerous. I will fire on site for the safety of my family. Freakin' zombie hippies.

Hangover - Psy feat. Snoop Dogg

I had to sit this one out for a bit. At the epic scale of its horridness, it took me this long to even muster the energy to comprehend its existence. This is North Korea level of bad.... Surely I'm not the only who's made the Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un parallel. 

In case you're too young to remember, Snoop Dogg use to be a respectable west-coast rapper back in 90's. Who knew the guy that 20 years earlier was hanging out with the grandfather of funk, sippin' on gin and juice would end up throwin' back soju​ with a Korean ass puppet?

Summertime is Great

Yes, it is summer time (close enough anyway) but no, it isn't great. This is what happens when hippies breed.

Rollin' (OKC) Thunder

I find it funny how people use the word, "parody" or "comedic" in the vain attempt to excuse their shittiness.

Being born, raised and living in Oklahoma, allow me to say Thunder fans are the worst. What else can I say? They're obnoxious. That pretty much covers it.

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