#SELFIE - The Chainsmokers

There is exactly zero things this entails I care to know anything about. I never was part of or even interested in any kind of club scene. I've always considered myself too intelligent for bitchy prissy girls. Selfies started with the younger generation and, as far as I observe, the only good thing about it is it makes it easier to know which friends to avoid traveling with.

The most absolutely horrid thing about this song, rather than mocking it, it was created to celebrate the ego worshiping practice of the selfie. Really, by the end of the song, with all the horrible selfie pictures of horrible people (including a glasshole doing duckface), the generic electronica club music, the voices of those two high maintenance cum receptacles and hashtags peppered throughout, well, everything, it makes me hate technology. I'm now an IT who hates technology. I'm screwed!

Once again, thank you hipster douchebags for taking something wonderful and completely f--king it up for the rest of us. I hope your daddy's money runs out very soon.

¿Y si Hacemos Un muñeco? Frozen Paraody

Via our International DJ, Merna, "Even if this is a parody that doesn't justify being out of key and out of tone. In case you're wondering what he's singing about, he/she is telling his/her "brother" if he wants to film a video with him/her, to which he refuses and leads her to call her friends. Not to mention that it is completely unfunny and painful to hear."

Don't forget completely painful to watch as well. He says it's meant as a cute little parody. It looks more to be an excuse to dress up like a girl. Nothing necessarily wrong with that within itself; just be honest about it, bud.

Hope you have/are having/had a great birthday, Mer!

Shush Up - Alison Gold

Alison Gold Shush It
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You may remember Alison Gold from her arguably racist, "Chinese Food" video. Well, she and the ARK Music Factory decided to go in a different direction. A different yet heavily trafficked direction as a poor facsimile of Lady Gaga. Seriously girl, what is this? 2010? The truly sad thing is with the Baby Gaga thing and double timing the whore paint, she'll find it very profitable. That is to say, of course, if they didn't take down her video. Whatever the case, she's one DUI and/or drug change away from untold fame.

Achy Breaky 2 - Buck 22 feat. Billy Ray Cyrus

The fusion of hip-hop and country isn't exactly a new concept. I'm sure everyone remembers Accidental Racist. There are a few examples that aren't a complete embarrassment, I just can't quite remember any.

I find it ironic Larry King is reporting the sighting of a UFO seeing how he looks very much like an alien himself. He's starting to get that E.T. quality in his older age.

So, there's a UFO "transcending" over Europe at 35,000 mph while at the same time hovering over Kentucky? And while you're reporting the existence of aliens and that they're currently in our skies, that's when you choose to mention Muhammad Ali was born in Kentucky? Alright, let's use that as a barometer for the level of attention taken in the process of making this video.

Nonetheless, I'll say this version is actually an improvement over the 90's original that polluted good memories of our childhood. Not exactly a hard task. Anyway, let's dig in.

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