Jako já (Kara- Step) - Dominika Myslivcová

Here's another find by our International DJ, Merna.

If you're looking for pedophile bait, here you go! Oh, so many people will be so thrilled to fake outrage over this video. I'm tempted to send FoxNews a link right now. They love getting outraged over shit like this. Yeah it's creepy but at least they didn't reenact the Britney Spears twat shot. That's right, I'm Mr. Positive!

We really don't know much about who this girl is or why she become famous. All I have to go on is her facebook page and other social networking sites, which all are entirely in Czech. It appears she organizes a pre-teen beauty pageant/contest she calls, "Miss Barbie". The whole Barbie thing appears to be a central theme. She even made a very bland Czech version of Aqua's Barbie Girl. She also has a website where she's selling products, all pink, many of which with her little icon or a photo of her in a pink dress I mistakenly thought was a towel, holding her stereotypical toy puppy.

#XmasJammies & A Little Seasonial Social Commentary

Think everyone has already came across this whole #XmasJammies thing and already grown sick of it. I like the idea of them mocking the vain practice that is the family Christmas letter and I congratulate them on how successfully their video went viral; one hell of a start for their new business. They seem like a wonderful couple with beautiful children and I haven't an ill word to say about them and I hope they have huge success in their new venture. I just hope their production videos aren't as admittedly asinine. I cringe at the idea my mom may reference their neighbor, "Are those Christmas jammies!?" Seeing we'll see her in a few days I so hope my mom, living out on a farm with no cable and a bad Internet connection, is the one person who hasn't seen this video. They're talking about selling their services for political use. Cheesy videos mixed with politics is prime for mockery but so painful, not worth the joke. Guess we'll find out here pretty soon.

Obamacare is so gay...

Thought pandering to stereotypes was considered a bad thing. I can't wait to see the ad directed to urban black youth. Oh wait, we already did! The inclusion of a Christmas theme is timely disgusting.

Jews Can't Stop - Pro-Jewish Settler parody video

If the Palestinians didn't hate them enough already...

I'm no expert on mid-eastern or Israeli politics but I assume parodying a Miley Cyrus song about partying and taking on many of her mannerisms (e.g. poll dancing, grinding heavy machinery and licking rocks) isn't going to ease tension between the settlers and, well, anyone. Seems to send the wrong message.

Even beyond that, she started out badly on the lyric front: 

Bare land and Jewish bodies everywhere
Rockets through the air but who cares?

I may be missing context somewhere but isn't an ocean of dead and fiery balls of death something to be concerned about? Obviously very little thought went into the making of this song. In other words, looks like we found Israel's Miley.

Sign Up 'Cause its Hot - Alphacat

You ever hear a joke so many times it stops being funny and becomes sad? Like the guy who still mimics the old Budweiser​ Wasabi commercial, for example. Well, think that's where we are in this whole healthcare debate. They're parodying a tired, nearly 10-year-old shit song, and badly I might add, to promote a shit plan all in hopes 20-somethings will be gullible enough to sign up once/if they actually get the website working. If the younger generations don't buy in, the whole plan is gonna sink; that's the concept at least.

The administration and this guy along with all his other propagandists are bouncing around like they're selling Pepsi and coming off like that strange kid down the block who wants to be friends. Trying too damn hard. It's sad. He use to be the head of the mothea f--kin' state! Now he's selling freakin' Pepsi.

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