Best Friends - Sophia Grace

Think what we have here is evidence to the idea that parenting has become less of a requirement and more of suggestion. That and freakin' Ellen DeGeneres is the anti-Christ.

Been sitting on this one for a while. Kept avoiding it. This little girl is terrifying! She's something right out of a horror movie filled with product placements. I was expecting at some point in the video she would turn her head 360 degrees and projectile vomit green slime. Either that or she's possessed by the soul of Jonbenet Ramsey and she's trying to suck us into the same hell her parents sent her.

Perhaps what could best explain the chill going down my spine is, as a grown man, seeing little girls trying to act and dress like big girls is super creepy. So yeah, parents, do us all a favor and be freakin' parents and have your kids be freakin' kids. Do your part in making this world a better place to live.

Thank you.