Christmas Wrap Rap - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Oh yes, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The freakish characters who, every five years or so, try to force themselves down another generation of kids' throats. All the while we all wonder why the hell they were once popular in the first place. Didn't know they were Christian; that's a new twist. They missed a grand opportunity though: Teenage Jewish Ninja Turtles. Come on now, I can't be the only one who would love to see their version of Dradle Dradle Dradle.