Early Naughties Pier 1 Imports Employee Training Rap

Imagine being a guy in his mid-40's, starving so badly for a job he decides to work at a Pier 1 till he's able to get back on his feet again. Having to work retail in a strip mall franchise with snarky liberal arts majors would be difficult enough without having to first sit down to watch an intellectually insulting piece of crap like this.