It's Too Big! - Jonah Falcon & Adam Barta

He may have a 13.5 inch penis but the dude sure is goofy looking. Guys known for their junk always tend to be goofy looking. Weard....nonetheless, there are far more honorable things to be known for but who among us would mind being known as the guy with the world's largest penis? And of course it's easy to find a photo of him in spandex; just like a woman with large breasts, he has to show off what God gave 'em.

I see only three downsides: 1. discomfort and possible back problems 2. it'll limit the women one would be capable to have sex with (At some point, skin rips.) and 3. obviously such a large penis requires a horrible theme song.

Submitted by Scott.