Turn Up The Night - Heidi Klum

This one was submitted on facebook by a like-minded individual who knows a cry for help when he see's one. Heidi is only 39 and she's already experiencing a mid-life crisis. I suppose in her line of work she is over the hill. Supermodels don't die; they fade away. 

The lead guitar on this track is beyond annoying. It sounds like a 14-year-old kid who just got a Chinese Strat for Christmas and he's testing it out on his sister's karaoke. And where did she get these lyrics? They sound like the product of a boring acid trip. It's horrible. 

This video also has something that's always bugged the shit out of me about celebrities: They have the keen ability to be pretentious as hell when they're trying to act like they're just "a regular Joe". They'll do things like smoke and get tattoos because that's, in their eyes, what normal people do. Never mind that their tattoo artist charges over $4,000 a hour and they hold their Marlboros in a Chanel cigarette case. And I don't know about you, but after a long night of boozin' it up at the local bar, I don't have a limo driver hauling my slurring ass back to my lavish Newport Beach estate.