Welcome To The Zoo (UMASS Amherst) - Paul Markham

It's finals week; a.k.a. that time of the year I'm glad to have graduated from university. I remember a lot from school and there is a lot that I've forgot. Whatever the case may be, I'm pretty sure this doesn't reflect my own college experience. Sure, there were girls and lot's of fun; I just don't remember being so douchie and annoying.