Yoko Ono Plastic Ono Band performing "Don't Worry, Kyoko" live at Glastonbury 2014

What special combination of illicit drugs and stupid would it take a person to enjoy this wrench of a jam band? Everyone known since at least the 80's Yoko Ono has nothing to contribute but I wanted to say at least the band was good.

To those in the crowd enjoying this: I'm usually one for "each is their own" but no, no, no, not this time. It is not okay to like this. Get yourself some help; obviously you got something jacked in your head and, given your level of unstable stupidity, I have to assume you're potentially dangerous. I will fire on site for the safety of my family. Freakin' zombie hippies.