Death To All But Metal - Steel Panther

This is simply terrible but I can have appreciation for lyrics like, "Death to Britney Spears. Kill the little slut. Kill Madonna too and then f--k her in the butt. F--k Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow; they can kiss each other on the camel toe!" I don't know if Steel Panther is a true glam metal band or if they're a glam band ironically. The involvement of Sarah Silverman may be evidence to the latter, nonetheless 12 years is a long time to do something as a joke.

Bitch Anthem - V Nasty

I proclaim you are listening to the future of hip-hop. Nicki Minaj has already started recording bollocks like this with Stupid Hoe. A YouTube viewer noted she said bitch over 110 times. A lazy and uninspiring attempt at being shocking, if you ask me. I've seen Solja Boy work harder on a rhyme and he's the benchmark on bad hip-hop.

Hop - Azis

Not that I'm a fan by any means (a slightly lesser evil kind of thing) but I give this to Mitt Romney. I know you're looking for ways to send Santorum packing. With all the homoerotic imagery, the soviet symbolism and all round international sound, this would cause ol' Rick to run screaming like a little girl. 

I have found a fair amount of super gay stuff. What what in the butt, for example. But I think Azis will do the job sufficiently. Here's another one of his.

Hand Dance - Liquid Diet

Here's a friendly public service announcement from your friend Liquid Diet. The safest sex is abstinence. Besides, who needs a date when you got two hands?

Eat my Diarrhea - GG Allin

No one can possibly be more punk the GG Allin. He was a legend. He was a true artist and his medium was bodily fluids.

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