Meat Beat - Tonetta

I covered Tonetta and his song Pink Hair little over a year ago and he is truly a classic earbleed. Tonetta is a fettishist who enjoys writing songs and posting videos of himself dancing to them, usually while wearing nothing but a wig and women's underwear. I can't possibly imagine who he thinks would get off on watching something like this.

Over the past year apparently YouTube received enough complaints his original page was terminated. Fortunately, or unfortunately for us - depending on your freak bent - he created a new account and reposted all his stuff. I pretty much forgot about Tonetta until I came across this piece. You really need to manage to make it all the way through....until he's finished, so to speak. It gradually and subtly grows more and more creepy. By the end, I could imagine his is alike the voice a rape victim would hear echoing in her head when she's trying to sleep at night.

I don't mean to judge. Each is their own, after all. I just find it hard to ignore the chills that race down my spine from watching a grown man prancing in a frilly metallic pink wig, a woman's thong and orange body paint in strategic places while a song he wrote about masturbation is playing. One can only ignore so much before he has to asks, "WTF is in the water supply?"

Grippin' That Daddy - Brookert

Not entirely sure what I just listen to but now I feel dirty. Pretty much what I gather is she's like Lorena Bobbit if she were a porn star. That and/or an especially skanky Nicki Minaj with even less talent.

Gettin' Dirty w/ Jesus

I know many of my last posts have been religion related. I promise, it just happen that way. It's one of those things, you know. There's nothing I would consider off the table on this website. Earbleeds are earbleeds, simply enough.

Included are two different subjects. I ran across this first song, "I Found Jesus" a few years back and completely forgot about it until I heard it again today. This song was made by the indie hip-hop artist, DZK and he's absolutely brilliant. Why a recording company like American hasn't signed him yet is beyond me. Check out his SoundClick or YouTube page to see his awesomeness.

No matter how much I can appreciate this song, I have to admit it's rather misguided, x-rated in the very least. If you think you picked up on a South Park reference, you're completely right

Now, now that you've listened to this wonderful piece of - for lack of a better word - parody, you may be thinking, "Oh, this is all in the realm of comedy. There's no way an actual church would subscribe to worship in a sexual nature."

Aah, it's funny you said that! Yes, there is. Actually they're more of a cult though. I submit to you our second subject: Family International!

God Hates a Fag - Donnie Davis & the Evening Service

Yeah, it's idiots like this who make people view Christians as ignorant douche bags. By the looks of this guy I suspect their's some self-hate going on. I mean, he looks pretty fruity to me; the pink shirt, his effeminate posture, the porn star mustache. Even if that's the case, if he's unhappy and/or uncomfortable with his own tendencies, how will writing such a brain dead song make him feel any better?

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