Drip Drop (April Showers) - Big Dipper

Oh, how far we've come, right? It doesn't seem too long ago all you would see are videos of guys objectifying women, treating them like a piece of meat. Now, in this more progressive era, we have guys objectifying other guys, treating them like a piece of meat. What a wonderful time to be alive.

Twerk - Lady

You know, I'm actually old enough to remember a time when women would be upset if their butts jiggled and now they're making videos about it. I'm also the kind of guy who prefers a certain level of firmness in a woman's buttock, but who can argue with a song that includes a line like, "pussy poppin' hand stand"?

My thoughts exactly....

Pound On My Muffin - Shira Feat. Asco

Oh I love this. Shira is like Rebecca Black if she all of a sudden thought she was black and took bad advice from Britney Spears. This song has to be a joke. I would try to figure out if it is but I so want it to be real I wouldn't be able to handle the disappointment. On the premise this is real, allow me to give a word of advice: If your an average-looking girl and you want to make a music video in which you look sexy, 1. hire a professional to do your makeup and 2. don't surround yourself with women who's way, way hotter than you. That's a fail, duce!

I'm Slutty & I'll Blow It (LMFAO Parody)

I disclaim a word of advice: DO NOT watch this video in full screen mode with a
MacBook Pro on your lap. Doing so could cause sexual dysfunction.

I have noticed ever since high school that plus-size girls can be far more chauvinist than most guys. I have to give these girls some credit though: I didn't know there was any way to make that song any more disturbing. Kudos!

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