Juiceboxxx - Le Sexoflex

 Oh gee! Wonder what "Juiceboxxx" is a euphemism for. One thing that is clear, one can spend a bit too much time on the Internet. Total lack of even the most fundamental grooming is usually a dead giveaway. Also, I've been turned off watermelon and whip cream for a good while. Like, ew!

Boys (Summertime Love) - Sabrina

For a music video for a song about guys, there's sure a lot of boobs. As terrible as this song may be, any music video including several nip-slips is a great video in my books.

Pink Hair - Tonetta

Yet another of many, many examples that the best thing about the Internet is how anyone can freely express themselves in any way they wish and the worst thing about the Internet is how anyone can freely express themselves in any way they wish.

I'm actually old enough to remember a time where men wearing women's underwear stayed behind closed doors where no one would have the misfortune of seeing them. I accredit my livelihood to the Internet yet I still greatly miss those days.

Let's for a moment get beyond the visual attack of this disaster for its very interesting audio accompaniment. At last count Tonetta has 211 videos on his YouTube account which are, more or less, identical; somewhat simplistic, single riff songs with backup acoustic rhythm beats and a linear chorus-verse-chorus Tom Waits lyrical style but much creepier. I only listened to a small hand full of them - they can be pretty soul-sucking - but I still managed to picked up on a theme: it's inherently sexual, mildly violent and/or nonsensical. After all, what else would you expect from a middle-aged man wearing a peek-a-boo bustier?

Pussy Be Yankin'

Yankin' - Lady

I gather this song is about sex but what exactly is being said is touch and go. It sounds like an endless string of non sequiturs to me. Maybe to administrate a website like this I should be fluent in Ebonics.

As a lily white guy, when I hear pussy be yankin' the first thing that comes to mind is, well, this is so like My Neck My Back (Lick it) but also she should see a doctor about that; like a really bad cramp or something has become prolapsed (a nice little mental image for you to enjoy with your morning coffee!).

Being a grown adult and thinking of the sexual physics for a minute I think I understand. If I'm right, it is something quite nice that trashy women would feel is a virtue worth advertising. Nonetheless, my brain is stuck on the whole needing to see the doctor thing.

Wal-Mart - Mr. Ghetto

Oh, and I thought "Got it at Ross" was bad. You would think someone who goes by the name Mr. Ghetto would have a little more class than this. Guess not... Not to say I'm surprised something like this was created. Wal-Mart looks very much like this after 10 p.m. in our little city; just about 75 lbs heaver. And there were plenty of guys who tried to pick up my wife while she attempted to shop.

Yeah, seems all on par..

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