Justin Bieber - Baby


Who is this little crib-wetter and why should I give a f%@k? Also, does the hip-hop break make him "hardcore" or does it just make Ludacris look like a complete tool?

Rihanna - Umbrella

My wife has always loved this song, yet she understood why I hated it so much. 

I decided to include this song mainly because of the very so call acclaim it achieved. How such a redundant song sung by such a nasal singer (whom I can only assume used the assistance of auto-tune) could gain such popularity demonstrates exactly why I put this website together.

Much like most songs by female performers for the past 10 years, it included a pecker-head rapper laying down a lyrical break to fill their own ego and to take up room from having to create a few seconds more of actual content. The lack of content would explain why the chorus includes the lyrics, "ella, ella, ella, a, a, a, a, a, a".

Back when this song came out it reached such a level of popularity "artists" who unbelievably had less talent and ability as Rihanna created remakes and covers. As horrible as the original was, I was amazed how much worse it could get.