The Christmas Jammies family Super Bowl video


"It's Sunday Night" The Holderness Family

Yep. The Christmas Jammies couple is back and they managed to become even more annoying with a Super Bowl themed video (Sponsored by Hidden Valley). They are "that couple". They're correct but I suspect not in the way they think.

Tow Yo! - South Beach Tow

I never understood why this monstrosity exists until I was watching Men In Black II last night. It was used as a two-and-a-half minute filler on several occasions. TruTV, in my opinion, has far more commercials than any other channel on cable. It's like three minutes of commercials for every three minutes-and-a-half minutes of show with very limited actual content. Constant replays, slow motion segments, reputation of teasers, slow motion of slow motion segments... If you edit all them out most shows on TruTV wouldn't be more than 7 to 10 minutes long.

Speaking of content, or the lack there of....
This video pretty much has everything you would expect from a locally produced rap video: Cheesy canned beat, annoying hook that unfortunately rhymes with YOLO, twerking women and plenty guys to gawk, the blatant display of cash and jewelry (SWAG), supercar, auto-tuned female vocal break and a rap about how blank is better at blank than everyone else, so don't you be hatin'. Even though he's not singing or rapping, just appearing in the video, it is noted featuring NFL player Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson. Not really sure how or why and I choose to ignore it from this point on.

The Credit Mac Daddy - Georgia Car Credit

I'm kind of disappointed he didn't use the line, "If there was a problem, Yo, the Credit Mac Daddy will solve it. Check out the hook while my mechanic resolves it."

Georgia Car Credit no longer has a website, their facebook page hasn't been updated since July and their phone number appears to have been disconnected. On top of that, their Better Business Bureau rating is "F". Turns out choosing a pimp as the companies' mascot doesn't exactly proclaim professionalism and legitimacy and he's merely one of their many bad business decisions.

Mark Wahlberg Bombs at Singing the Song from Boogie Nights

After listening to Mark Wahlberg trying to belt out the song from Boogie Nights, I'm pretty sure we can all agree he would be best to leave his musical career with his funky bunch. Although, to be fair, trying to sing to a song played by a band that essentially amounts to a run-of-the-mill lounge band can never turn out well. Why do you think Sinatra was so selective?

This clip reminds me why I quit watching Jimmy Kimmel Live. I thought he was funny when he was on The Man Show but on his late night talk show, Guillermo is far funnier. That guy is pure awesome. He's the one who should have his own show.

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