Chic, C'est la Vie - Countess LuAnn de Lesseps

This is the most pretentious pile of crap that I've seen in a long time. After watching this, I'm perfectly happy being middle-class. Why these egotistical tarts believe everyone wants their lives is beyond me. A co-worker commented the other day, "Quit feeding the trolls you buffoons!" The same thing applies to reality show stars. This is the second "housewife" to release a music video in the past week. I'm not sure but it may even be the same exact song. Obviously there's enough morons out there giving them positive attention.

My rantings can go on forever on this one. LuAnn is the kind of idiot that makes communism sound like a good idea.

Point Your Finger - The Wiggles

Every parent should be selective on what their children see on TV. Where will this fall? Children shows have really changed a lot since I was in diapers. What distorted mind would come up with a psychedelic electronica puppet show? On a personal level, this would be amazing while sitting in the dentist chair high on nitrous oxide.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapper

Vanilla Ice - Go Ninja, Go Ninja GO!

I don't remember this from my chilhood, but of course! Why wouldn't Vanilla Ice team up with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

NKOTBSB? What about WTF? OMG STFU!

Musical Medley - Backstreet Boys & New Kids on the Block

I've gone completely numb after listening to this medley. Things like this is what causes the suicide rate to raise in this country. And come on, may we revisit my "purposely created mediocrity" theory?

I didn't watch the AMA's. Maybe I should have at least DVR'd it. That night would have supplied me material for the next few weeks. But yes, I did hear Rihanna had a live performance. I'll get to that before too long. Come MTV's VMA, I'll record that but something tells me I'll need to get a bottle of Jim Beam to go with my popcorn.

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