My Hump - Black Eyed Peas

This song perfectly demonstrates how its believed one can substitute actual content with T&A and this song further demonstrates if the subject listening isn't a boy between the ages of eleven to sixteen, this strategy, more often than not, falls flat it's hump, hump. Not to say someone didn't make a million off this. I'm speaking in terms of artistic creativity.

They're not my style of music but generally speaking the Black-Eye'd Peas are actually quite talented. LOL Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face. They didn't stick a "Feat. Rihanna" in there anywhere at least.

"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" That's what she said!

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Draft Punk

The best way I can describe what I'm listening too is as Techno Funk. That's okay. I don't expect much from the French. They gave it their best shot. I can see Techno Funk going somewhere. May I suggest the Chemical Brothers and Parliament get together to cut an album? That could be pretty bad ass!

I do like fusion music: Chase is perhaps the best Jazz Fusion I can think of and MC 900 Ft. Jesus has done a lot of inspiring stuff with combining New Age, Hip-Hop, Trip-Hop, and Jazz in many examples. And I can't remember from where but I remember coming across some Folk Funk that was pretty good.

Masturbation Blues - Candye Kane

You know, sometimes songs like this find me, at other times I have to get there myself. Considering such the silly subject it's she's actually quite good . . . at singing. This really has that classic blues and Rockabilly sound I can really feel.

They Say "Get" but Mean "Go"

Get Down - b4-4

Oh the puns, the puns! I've been expressing them orally. I guess you can say this group Don't know, maybe they just blow. But really I don't want to judge so I'll just get off..........them.

I had to look them up because I never heard of this group until recently. I can see a comedy group forming something exactly like this and they would be hilarious! Oh, all the sexual innuendos just vague enough so a 13-year-old girl wouldn't pick them up but the thought of a 13-year-old girl singing this song is a little disturbing.

Oh, and the visuals. I haven't seen a tan job like that since Jersey Shore. They must get some crazy wicked sun up there in Ontario!

Pimp Juice - Nelly

They make it sound like "Pimp Juice" is a car but I can't help to believe they're taking about something else and I'm sure you don't want a taste, ladies.