Brand New (Off) Key

The Dollyrots - Brand New Key

Here's a bit of advice for any young-faced, green-behind-the-ears musicians out there who wish to make it big: Even though you may get some acclaim otherwise, if you wish to remake an old folk song from the 70's, do us all a favor and not choose one that is already annoying. But if you must remake an already asinine song, don't turn it to some kind of sudo-punk POS like this.


Chocolate Rain, Belch!

Just in case you were living under a rock in 2007 it's only fair everyone has this stupid song stuck in their head at some point.

Rihanna - Redemption Song

Yep, Rihanna.....again. My wife and I were listening to different covers of Bob Marley's classic Redemption Song when she said, "You know that Rihanna did a version of this song?" That angered me a bit. Then I heard it. As you can see my anger was justified.

Százszor ölelj - NOX

According to Google, "Százszor ölelj" is Hungarian for "Embrace a hundred times". Given the video I was guessing this song was about something multicultural, but instead, it's a love song.

I actually found a Metal version of this song first and, as to be expected, it's even worse than the original. You've got to check it out. Yeah, it's an earbleed that keeps on giving.