Prince Charming - Adam & The Ants
I can tell by this song these guys were trying to mimic Pink Floyd, in hopes to grab even a sliver of their popularity. Sadly for them, Pink Floyd had talent and they don't; these guys are just annoying.
Just a Friend - Biz Markie
This is one of those songs where everyone knows it but hardly anyone can tell you who made it. Biz Markie is a true genious. This song is so bad it's actually pretty good.
As I was looking for this file, I ran across this literal paraody.
You'll Love My Johnson!
Johnson Boat and/or Outboard Commercial from the 80's
Its things like this that will maintain my youth. I so love immature stuff like this.
Amadeus Who?
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Of all the things to come out of Vienna, this is another thing.
Yeah, when I think of Vienna I commonly think of Amadeus. Not this Amadeus! The actual Amadeus. You know, the guy who wrote a bunch of symphonies. Ever hear of him? That guy who died a long time ago. The guy with funny white hair, even in paintings of him as a child. He played piano! No! Not a moog! An actual, proper piano! Oh I give up.....
Uuh, this generation of children suck.
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
I knew this was one of those 10 second songs (You've heard the entire content of the song within 10 seconds) but I forgot the level of its redundancy.