It's Free Swipe Yo EBT - Chapter

Just noticed I never moved this one over from when I upgraded this website around a year ago. I decided to repost it, rather than just repopulate it back in, because of a video of "Chapter" that surfaced on facebook. Back when this video was released many people jumped to her defense, saying that people need to get a since of humor and how this video was meant as satire. Let's see what people have to say now.

There is so much that can be said about this video.....and I did when I first posted it.....but this time around, with the up coming economic collapse we're facing (i.e. the fiscal cliff), and how people are still trying to get as much shit for free without asking nor caring where the money is coming from and ranting, "Pick their pockets!", I'll just be wasting my time.

Krispy Kreme - Christmas

Krispy Kreme!!!

Okay, so he started the whole thing out rhyming figure with figure, I still say this'll prove to be the the best Christmas song all year. I couldn't help but to think he would have a new bike somewhere on his list since his was stolen.

MC Kreme, I'm a fan but WTF is with you and John Cena? Seriously. It borders on disturbing. And yeah, Money Maker Mike, those are some sick kicks. Rockin' em' old school.

Last Night (I Wanna Bang You) - Paris Hilton feat. Lil Wayne

Paris Hilton featuring Lil Wayne. One doesn't even have to hear the song to know fully well it sucks. If you'd like to save your ears allow me to describe it. It's Paris' usual porn-styled vanity with Lil Wayne's sexual puns (i.e. I wanna be in Paris.) in the rap break and it's topped off with a heavy layer of ecstasy induced dance music. It's exactly what you would expect with Paris being the least inspired, least original person on the planet teaming up with the least tactful rapper next to Soulja Boy.

Hmm, on that thought, I gotta give Paris credit for not going with Soulja Boy. Who knows? Maybe she asked but he was too busy masturbating to girl scouts.

Uncle Obama - Sister Deborah feat. FOKN Bois

There has been a claim made that this song has nothing to do with our President; the person she's singing about just happens to have the same last name as him. Even if that is true, for someone to believe the thought of the use of the name 'Obama' didn't enter her mind as a good gimmick to get some attention for her video is naive to put it mildly. After all she only said Uncle Obama around a hundred times.

Let's say for the sake of argument this video isn't about our President, I find that much more troubling. The alternative explanation is she's making a double entendre about her uncle's big banana. What the hell is going on in West Africa!? For the very least I smell serious childhood issues.

Follow The Leader - Wisin & Yandel feat. Jennifer Lopez

In case you forgot like I have, J-Lo became famous as a vocalist. Seems like more people these days know her for American Idol and her over-sized butt. Perhaps that route is the best direction for her. In fact, she needs a reality show. If the Kardashians have their own show(s), it only comes to reason people would want to keep up with the Lopez's. Not to say she's a bad vocalist, she's just a very forgettable vocalist and everyone remembers her sex tape.

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