BlackBerry Love Song - At Last

The BlackBerry guys are at it again. Technically these guys have talent but just like their first song, what's the point? Just because you can change a few lyrics of an Etta James classic to promote your new OS doesn't mean you should. Remember, you're essentially singing a love song to a smartphone. I don't mean it as a dig but considering how much the guy singing looks like Eric Wareheim, I find it pretty humorous; it's almost like he's accidentally doing so ironically.

Shake Your SENSA Diet TV Advert

How is this legal? Yeah, I'll sprinkle some Sensa on top my steady diet of hamburgers, cakes and pig lard and watch the weight melt off. Bollocks to a healthy diet and exercise! That's for losers! 

This is why our country is so fat. It takes a special combination of stupid, desperate and lazy to sell this crap. And amazingly, I bet it sells like gangbusters.

Mary J. Blige Burger King Chicken Wrap Commercial

I heard about this "racist" commercial including Mary J Blige singing about a chicken rap. I was expecting to see something stupid and, what do you know, I wasn't disappointed. What a stupid commercial. But racist? Let me get this straight: You're trying to tell me just because she's black she's not allowed to advertise a chicken wrap? And Burger King are the one's being racist? STFU!

You want to see something racist? Do you really want something to send Al Sharpton after? 
Here's you go!

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