Oh the 1980's my how they sucked. Cheesy style, terrible music, and annoying people; it was just like the 2000's. I find this POS as the perfect illustration for the 80's; It has excess, ego, smug self-importance, it's two-dimensional and there's not a shred of soul or originality.

Obviously this is a complete hack of Randy Newman's I Love L.A. Pretty much everything was stolen, including snippets of Newman's video itself. But really, what else could we expect from the Kardashian family?

Jan Terri first made her appearance on this website in May of last year, posted by DJ b. We didn't realize what exactly we had at the time but I recognized her in this video, did a little digging and found, yes, the woman in this video is the very same woman who did "Losing You". I was rather shocked by this. I fully believed that asinine video was a one-time thing some random person did.

She looks a bit younger and - for lack of a better word - thinner than in Losing You but you can tell by the almost purposely sloppy camera work and sound quality along with her terrible acting that it's her. Seriously, it's like someone handed her a bass guitar and told her, "hold your fist with your thumb out like this and no one will be able to tell this is the first time you picked up a musical instrument."

She also has two albums and several singles. I expect to be sharing a bit more gold from Jan throughout the month. I also will do all that I can to get a hold of physical copies of her albums. If someone can hook me up, send me a tweet!

Yet another of many, many examples that the best thing about the Internet is how anyone can freely express themselves in any way they wish and the worst thing about the Internet is how anyone can freely express themselves in any way they wish.

I'm actually old enough to remember a time where men wearing women's underwear stayed behind closed doors where no one would have the misfortune of seeing them. I accredit my livelihood to the Internet yet I still greatly miss those days.

Let's for a moment get beyond the visual attack of this disaster for its very interesting audio accompaniment. At last count Tonetta has 211 videos on his YouTube account which are, more or less, identical; somewhat simplistic, single riff songs with backup acoustic rhythm beats and a linear chorus-verse-chorus Tom Waits lyrical style but much creepier. I only listened to a small hand full of them - they can be pretty soul-sucking - but I still managed to picked up on a theme: it's inherently sexual, mildly violent and/or nonsensical. After all, what else would you expect from a middle-aged man wearing a peek-a-boo bustier?

Oh, and I thought "Got it at Ross" was bad. You would think someone who goes by the name Mr. Ghetto would have a little more class than this. Guess not... Not to say I'm surprised something like this was created. Wal-Mart looks very much like this after 10 p.m. in our little city; just about 75 lbs heaver. And there were plenty of guys who tried to pick up my wife while she attempted to shop.

Yeah, seems all on par..