When was the last time you had your Jedward fix? I'm sure it hasn't been long enough. In case you've never heard of these kids who look like something between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga and Elton John, they gained some attention when they performed for President Obama when he visited Britain. They performed this song at Eurovision and for the past few months, in waves, Eurovision has been polluting my Google Alerts.
Usually I try to ignore everything Eurovision because, well, if I talked about every bad song that's coming from it, all of a sudden this entire website would be dedicated to Eurovision. Very much like The Voice and American Idol: Some things are better off left to humiliate themselves. And frankly, there is only so much I can handle.