I guess Beiber is going to pepper out another piece of crap every couple of weeks between now and Christmas. And yes, I guess I'm going to pick up every steamy, corn-filled turd that flies near my head.
What is this with this video, anyway? I guess he seen Christmas specials as a kid - well, a slightly younger kid - and always wanted to know what it'd be like to be in one. Either that, or he's hacking those Christmas stop motion things Mad TV use to do (under the same vain), which he would still consider retro. Whatever the case, even in clay form, he still looks like a short-haired, lipstick lesbian.