Thanks to my friend Scott for sharing this mess with me.
Teenage girls are so befuddling. I suspect my interactions with them while in high school is the explanation why by the time I reached college my focus was diverted towards international women. Aah, foreign women: no matter if they're from the West Indies, Asia, Europe or wherever else, their flavor can spice up anyone's living experience. But I digress.
Girls who refer to themselves as "hot" are especially frustrating. There's always a lack of content to them. They have no intellectual qualities, nor the ability or will to obtain such qualities. They also come equipped with a huge ego that's easier to bruise than an overly ripen peach. Their weak, overly-inflated ego, inability to look beyond their iPhone and their lack of ironic wit causes a paradox: Why would anyone with such a large opinion of themselves see the need to paint on more makeup than a Juggalo every time they leave the house?
Mind you, I'm not talking about hot women; only women who arrogantly refer to themselves as hot. Sexy women are great. That's why I married one.