So sad. Rather than making fun of yourself and trying to make an equally bad music video, maybe actually try to find ways to evolve your musical ability. Right now your musical ability is nil. You're a joke and obviously you know that. Your not a comedian because you're not funny just as you're not a musician because you don't produce music. There is no dignity in being known by how much you suck. At best that'll get you a reality TV show; obese teenage and middle-aged women really seem to enjoy a steady diet of multisensory shit.
I'm rarely down on our culture of consumerism -it's a natural activity for any civilized society- but don't you think it's in our best interest to consume a little more healthy stuff? Just because you can doesn't mean you have to force-feed yourself five cheeseburgers every day. Have some Jazz!