Meet Me On Facebook - Bangs
Songs about facebook is proving to be sure fire earbleed material. I posted his video, Take U To Da Movies around a year ago about taking a girl to the movies. Looks like it worked out well for him.
The World Is Burning Let's Masturbate
Think we found what made Santorum such a religious zealot.
Gym - Dave Neurotic, feat. Young Zeus and The Duffinator
I love these guys. They're brilliant, even if they're not going for a kind of Andy Kaufman humor. Being a moderately awkward bloke myself, I can really relate with these guys. Oh, and to be a fly on the wall, the humid sweat-moistened wall, while they were working out the lyrics to this song.
El Niño Mas Bonito - Mini Daddy (Adrianstio)
This kids a little pimp! I'm glad to see Manny from Modern Family finally decided to step up to get himself some game. Oh and we can't forget his little background dancers. ¡Muy Picante!
The Love Song - Gringo Ft. DaddyLove
Oh childhood: the time at which one could play rap complete and utter crap, paint a bow on it and call it gold. Exactly like little girls playing tea party; serving stagnant water, calling it "tea fit for a queen". The cheesy rhymes. The lack of rhythm and originality. You're gonna make a million dollars aren't you, rap star? The best part for me, outside the infamous abrupt ending(s), it took two kids to create this bollocks.
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
What exactly is the target age range for this mess? I find it so very frustrating....hard to comprehend and even harder to put into words. I love how the plot in this cheesy little children's music video isn't any deeper than one in a porno. She's a teenager who doesn't work, even though she owns a classic Mustang. She has a crush on the neighbor boy. She has a band, even though there's no natural instruments in the entire song and their instruments aren't even plugged into anything nor anything to plug into. She suppose to be shy, yet she's having a one girl wet t-shirt contest on the hood of her car. Oh, and at the end. Who seen that coming! *Spoiler alert* Turns out he's gay.
Jewcan Sam - The Groggers
There's so many things wrong with this. First off, sure, make the kid with a big noes Jewish. There's nothing racist about that! And let me guess, I bet there's also an Asian kid good at math and black kid in a gang attending that school. Is there also an American Indian and/or Irish teacher with a drinking problem? Yeah I know, he is actually Jewish. Personally I still find that pretty jacked up.
The subject of this video is equality as disturbing. A plastic surgeon marketing rhinoplasty to kids... No wonder this guy is under investigation by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons (ASPS) for breaching code of ethics. At that, no wonder our society is going to hell and terrorists hate us so much.
Even after watching this video, I blame the parents. The doctor wouldn't be marketing to kids if doing so wasn't profitable.
Random, Anonymous Cover of Ellie Goulding's, "Your Song"
I really don't understand this. This girl felt she was a good enough singer to share on youtube, but not good enough, or too insecure to actually show herself. Come on! Have some pride in your work! No matter how much it sucks, you've got to give it your all. Otherwise, maybe you're better off not even trying.
Picture Not-So Perfect
Oh, I hope the person who posted this is telling the truth and this is real. I love the included back story. I'm pretty sure if the guy didn't break up with his girlfriend, if he was all in on his musical career, he wouldn't have to worry about a girlfriend. The only bitches he'll attract with his song are actual female dogs.
Hand Dance - Liquid Diet
Here's a friendly public service announcement from your friend Liquid Diet. The safest sex is abstinence. Besides, who needs a date when you got two hands?