We've all gone to primary school. We all knew who the "mean girls" were. And it's somewhat gratifying to know they're usually the girls who end up preggers by age 17 and/or doing porn, being railed by some creepy guy and strung out on drugs by age 30. Oh adulthood: it really is the great equalizer.
A classic Nicki Minaj video. That has a strange ring to it. When her Trinidadian parents had a little girl I'm sure they never thought she'd get into old-school gangsta rap. This video was reportedly previously unreleased. Go figure, a video before she was "good". She really had high opinions of herself. Guess in pop-culture these days a swelled ego is a prerequisite.
I have no idea what she's doing here. It sounds like she's doing a prepared freestyle.
I know many West Indians who can sing. I know many West Indians who think they can sing but really can't. Just like with Queen Ifrica, everyone will believe they're in the first group. There's a lot of ego down there in the islands and ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
As for the subject of this song, I'm not going to touch that. Pun fully intended.
Sure, Ke$ha sucks but the last time I checked the only thing God hates is hate. Suck on that, WBC!
Back around '05 to '06, for my birthday my wife gifted me my very first iPod and back then podcasts was the next new thing. I checked out many podcasts like Nobody Likes Onions, Keith and the Girl and Red Bar Radio. There was one podcast that I found which was different from all of those; that podcast, which is hosted by Tim Henson called the Distorted View Daily. The best way to describe Tim's podcast is as the audio version of fetish pornography. His show is best known for featuring the most disgusting, most disturbing audio the Internet affords us.
One really has to have a strong stomach to even attempt to listen to his show but if you can manage handle stuff like the dick hole guy and "chicken nugget!" you'll be rewarded with amazing features like his Linda Finkle Hall of Fame. The Linda Finkle Hall of fame is a bit Tim has come up with to feature the worst music his listeners could conjure up.
For the past few years, before I started this website, I quit listening to DV; I become less interested in podcasts and DV became too much for me to handle. I've recently started following his show again and was reminded of Linda Finkle.
I find it easy to assume he's a butt man. I only wish he clarified who's butt and what it won't stop doing. Something sexual, perhaps? Naah, I'm guessing he's dating a woman who freely and without shame passes gas whenever she feels the need.
I'm a moderately asexual gnome so strip joints never interest me in the slightest and this video greatly illustrates why. Most strip joints feature women who look they've been ridden hard and put away wet and they're full of guys with much larger egos than....well. Oh, and I can only imagine the smell in a place like that has to be a potpourri of fat sweat, jiz in two-day old Hanes mixed with desperation and daddy abandonment issues. At the same time, I'm not about to judge anyone who do enjoy those places. I'm only giving my mental view. Just let me save you some time: She's not really into you. All she wants is your singles and for you to STFU.
Sex can make us do some crazy things and have the dumbest arguments. In the very least, this guy, who I swear is the chacarron guy, may have written a better song if his left hand wasn't tightly and permanently gripped onto his joystick.
I'm not about to make the argument sex is a bad thing, only it can turn us into such blind idiots. Everyone has a friend, for example, with a girlfriend/wife who's so bat shit crazy one could only wonder why he hasn't left her yet. Usually the conclusion most of us come up with is either 1, he has a massive fear of being alone or 2, that crazy translates brilliantly in the sack.
Sex is like beer, it's best when enjoyed in responsible moderation.
Not entirely sure what I just listen to but now I feel dirty. Pretty much what I gather is she's like Lorena Bobbit if she were a porn star. That and/or an especially skanky Nicki Minaj with even less talent.
Oh yeah, it's Money Boy: Everyone's favorite Austrian! Okay, maybe not. Love em' or hate em' you got to give it to the guy; he has pretty decent taste in women. I still don't know why he's constantly going on about swag but he does make a good argument for it. Poon is easily understood in every language and always provides for a merry Christmas.
If you missed it, you've also got to check out his song Dreh den Swag af.
I've been watching Lori for a while and believe it or not, she's getting better. It's still obvious, however, she's recording her lyrics then putting it to music, almost like an after thought.