This whole thing is somewhere between a GoDaddy.com ad and how this specific little tart believes every guy in the world views her. It really doesn't need an audio track; it'd sound about the same either way. There's way more going on between her eyes than what's presented on screen. Like she's trying to prove something, in the very same why some guys buy large SUV's or expensive sports cars.
Lipstick - Jedward
Before the Obama's went to the U.K. these little guys, with hair that is unbelievably more annoying than Bieber's, stayed off our radar of ridicule. They are so terrible I can't believe I've never heard of them before today.
Think about it: Ireland gave our president a pint of Guinness; the Brits gave him a teeny-pop concert. Why do you think the view in this country is, "Ireland is nice this time of the year" yet, "It doesn't quit raining in England."?
This is the song they performed for the Obama's. Just tell me if it's a cultural misunderstanding but there's something seriously creepy about every three minutes of this mess. If they weren't 19-year-old brothers ...... Wait, they're 19? They must be taking some kind of anti-growth hormone or something.
Anyway, if they weren't 19-year-old brothers, there would be strong suspicions that they're gay lovers. Seriously, did you see the clip where they were holding each other in middle of a heart, like some kind of Valentines Day card from Fire Island? Even Adam Lambert would tell them to dial it back a bit.
Like I was saying, God bless our president for making it through this. Guess we now know how the Queen felt about receiving an iPod on their last visit.
Gucci Gucci - Kreayshawn
I was talking about this before; how hipsters have become all the rage lately. Hell, while shopping for sunglasses I noticed even Wal-Mart is selling hipster, thick-framed glasses. But only ironically, of course.
I was on the fence about posting this until thinking a little deeper over the absurdity of the fact that hipsters have become popular. As I observe it, hipsters are essentially nothing more than the contemporary rendition of emo's....replacing depressed with pompous. Like with the emo fad, it was the idea of having a fashion sense that was outside a pre-detirmened "status-quo". Both like old clothing from Salvation Army for example.
Okay let's see if I can figure this out: if the act of liking things ironically because those specific things aren't popular becomes popular wouldn't that itself become ironic? I don't know. My head is about to explode
Thought I already posted this but apparently I forgot. Maybe I just shared it on facebook. But anyway, Miley Cyrus said this song inspired her, never mind the fact it was released before she was even born....which makes me feel rather old.
Smells Like Teen Spirit and Polly were the first songs I learned to play on guitar. They're perfect for the beginning guitarist because they're easy to play. Maybe it's that very same simplicity that inspires Cyrus.
You can always tell when the lyrics are written by the egotistical tramp 'singing' it. This is like Ke$ha and Paris Hilton manged to have some kind of freakish Brazilian-sounding inbred child.
Honestly, I don't intend on sounding mean. I'm just giving the observation of the obvious characteristics shown to us in this video. Besides, I knew a girl like her back when I was younger. She was sticky and smelled of spermicide.