Mark Wahlberg Bombs at Singing the Song from Boogie Nights

After listening to Mark Wahlberg trying to belt out the song from Boogie Nights, I'm pretty sure we can all agree he would be best to leave his musical career with his funky bunch. Although, to be fair, trying to sing to a song played by a band that essentially amounts to a run-of-the-mill lounge band can never turn out well. Why do you think Sinatra was so selective?

This clip reminds me why I quit watching Jimmy Kimmel Live. I thought he was funny when he was on The Man Show but on his late night talk show, Guillermo is far funnier. That guy is pure awesome. He's the one who should have his own show.

All I Need Is Love - CeeLo Green Feat. The Muppets

CeeLo Green is terrible, that's common knowledge, but now I'm starting to believe he is also a terrible person.

I give him credit for one thing though: he is one hell of a capitalist. The way he managed to become famous from a terrible song, produce complete shit and get progressively worse as time ticks on, yet he still manages to makes millions. It's quite inspirational, really.

And don't worry kids, speaking of capitalism and being a terrible person, you can purchase his new Christmas album on iTunes. 

My Teenage Dream Ended - Farrah Abraham

She's still at it. She really needs to abort her dreams of being a musician. She hides her voice so heavily with effects it's obvious she knows she can't sing.......somehow that makes it worse. I feel bad for Sophia. Her chances of growing up normal are pretty well nil, secondary only to those toddlers in tiaras girls. Speaking of which, the song's called "My Teenage Dream Ended" and the central subject for the video is her daughter. Was that on purpose or is it some kind of Freudian slip?

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