Elizabeth Song - Terrible Tudors
Children's music really is the worst. The British monarchy is the worst. Why anyone would combine the two is beyond me. But then again I am an American.
Money Can't Buy You Class - Countess LuAnn
Indeed. Money can't buy you class. Who would know that better than Countess Luann? Money can buy you auto-tune though. But neither money nor auto-tune help you from sounding like a transvestite.
Erin Martin and The Shields Brothers singing “What’s Love Got To Do With It" on The Voice
I will never understand the popularity of stupid ass shows like The Voice. I've been given the argument that shows like this is what's saving pop music. After listening to this abortion, would you wish to revisit that debate? There's strange. There's unique. This is neither. This, simply put, is annoying.
Real Close - Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey)
When I think of class, I think of New Jersey. And when I think of talent, I think of middle-aged, botox filled, plastic sealed housewives who, as a last ditch effort, make a vain attempt at regaining their youth by awkwardly gyrating on an obscure local morning show.
So, of course not! There's nothing at all about this one could consider "painful" or "suicide inducing".
Nicki Minaj's Live Performance on the Grammys Awards 2012
Think my wife's observation is best: "Nicki Minaj is trying to be the black Lady Gaga." As amazed those watching may have been, the Catholic Church didn't find it entertaining. Not sure how Nicki feels about their disapproval but something tells me, however, the Recording Academy doesn't give a damn.