Auto-Tune Me Elmo

Hot N Cold - Katy Perry feat. Elmo

What games are they playing there on Sesame Street these days?

This is a bit with Katy Perry visiting Sesame Street that was suppose to air until the censors pulled at the last minute because they felt her dress was showing too much cleavage for a children's show.

Drugs, booz, smokes, money, whores & the VMA's.

Alcohol - Millionaires

Tonight is MTV's Video Music Award show. To be frank, I wouldn't have known that if my wife wasn't watching. Considering I have a website dedicated to horrible music and the VMA's is Mecca for horrid, brain-freezing asinine BS I should be watching but I don't see the point. What can I learn that I don't already know? Besides, I wish not to vomit anymore than what is necessary.

So, to frame the entire show into a three minute music video, I feel this will suffice. This is from the 2008 album titled "Bling Bling Bling!" of an 'Internet popular' group of emo kids. Yeah, they've kind of got a theme that shouldn't be too hard for most people to grasp: materialism and whoreish popularity. Yeah, it fits quite well with everything spewing from MTV, right?

(Don't misunderstand me: I'm a capitalist through and through but I think this is why the terrorists hate us.)

MC Max Headroom

Art Of Noise - Paranoimia

Yes, it's Max Headroom; the celebrity created out of the greatest technology the mid-80's had to offer!

I grew up in the '80's but I never remembered Max Headroom featured in a song. How that ever sounded like a good idea is beyond me.

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