Right off the bat, what look was this guy going for? Whatever it was, unless he intended to look like the biker from the Village People, he missed the mark.
There's a lot I can say about this but I'll take the high road. Hmm, there's really nothing I can say then. Wait, I'm sure there's an Anthony Weiner joke in here somewhere. Let's see, maybe something about him "getting special help" for being "such a bad boy"? Or maybe something like this is what Hillery suggested to Uma? "Put that Weiner in a sling, girlfriend!" *Snap! Snap!*
Yeah, whips & chains, mo-fo! Whips & chains! But seriously, the best of luck to him in his new ventures... Whatever they could possibly be.