I was digging through my notes, compiling a list of records I want to look for while on my upcoming trip to Austin, TX. Living in smaller town in SW Oklahoma, it's hard to find anything even moderately obscure. So, every time we enter a metropolis, I have to take time out of our busy schedule to look for things I otherwise wouldn't find outside the Internet; buying stuff online can get expensive after a while.
As I was digging, I came across The Mentors. The Mentors is one of those bands that's so terrible they're awesome. The song I had on the list was Golden Showers. I was about to post that when in the suggested videos section I seen this one.
Well, S.F.C.C. stands for Suck, Fuck, Cook and Clean. I couldn't imagine issuing this kind of command to my own wife. It's my guess that's what happen to the man who's wife cut off his penis and proceeded to deposit it into the spinning garbage disposal. Link to story My wife is a gentle spirited sweetheart and I know she wouldn't do anything like that but, no, still not a good idea.